okai doods 2day’s advic subjek is; PIXING UP WIMMENZ!

DU NAT PIX UP DA WIMMINZ @ BAR
ok guise its abot tiem we start havin sum events n i thot it wud b kewl of we had a…
ya i kno roy has ben missign 4evr [i hav nat posted sinc laik 9999 yerz ago} but dar is gewd reesun 4 dat.
WELKUM 2 1th EDISHUN OF STORI TAEM w/ ROy!
so wun dai roy wus laik waek up from slep kuz morning. aftar wek up roy fiend dis on dor:
so laik few deys ago wen i turn on xbax wus laik “oshi- did roy akksidentali turn on wii?” cuz so kanfus’d. turns out roy push korrekt buttan n turn on his 3shixty. was jus NEW XBAX XPERIENZ
mai first impresshuns
it r very kewl lewking n pretti. kind of feelz laik roy r using WINDOWZ MEDYUH CENTUR. n den rite off da bat it prompt roy tew maek avatar. roy wus laik LOLDAT NOT AVATAR DAT R MII. roy did nat want tew maek stupid mii but xbax forc roy to do it kuz cud not skip n pley gaem so roy maed hiz mii look so pretti laik fagt persun. roy kind of dissipointad abot mikrsoft doin dis shiet n copi wii cuz shos unoriginilitizzle (dat r meen unorignaliti 4 u guiz who nat kno hip streetz lingo). so roy spent laik 3 minz lewking @ new funkshuns then decide nat rly mach diffrense jas lewk preti nao so he aet bol of cinnamun tozt cronch (bestest ceriyulz evr btw) n pley fabel tew
so wut iz roy’s bottem lien?
7/10 and cinnmun tost cranch r delishuz